Write a letter to yourself as a child...

( Dear Ani, )

That's about it, I guess. I don't really want to get into specifics. Not that I'm going to believe myself, anyway, but I guess it's worth a shot.

Sincerely,

Anakin

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Muse: Anakin Skywalker
Fandom: Star Wars

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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, phoenix_rising_ (-5000 points). In May I gave au_sabe a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Thursday I put gum in lennox_macduff's hair (-12 points). In April I stole _jsolo's purse (-30 points). In February I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4352 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, _skywalker_

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I think I should get more points for being a kind and benevolent dictator, personally.